Lds rants about how stupid people are around her

Lets face it we can all have stupid days, we also all have stupid people in our lives, but I never realized how idiotic people can get. My example I am going to talk about are people thinking I killed myself.

Let's start off by saying thank you to everyone who was involved .

Okay for the past few days I was super depressed cause of all the stuff I have going on in my life. Well today was a bit of a better day, but I was still kinda out of it. Well my kids were both taking a nap so I thought I would join them. While sleeping I guess the phone must of rang and I didn't hear it. Well finally I wake up to another phone call...it was my sister-in-law asking me if I was okay. Kinda confused about what was going on I told her I was fine. After hanging up with her on the house phone my cell starts to ring...it was my mother-in-law. She was asking if everything was alright because she knew I was depressed and she freaked out when I didn't answer the phone. I half want to say i was fine for the moment but as soon as I loss more blood not sure how fine I would be, but not wanting her to have a heart attack I told her that I was sleeping cause that what I do when I'm depressed. I love the woman to death, but does she really think I would off myself for a little stress. Hell I'm lazy. Do you know how much work I would have to do to find a nice spot to where they could find me, but still be out of site of the neighbors. Plus I'm such a failure a things that I would mess it up. So not only would my like suck but I would be piss that I couldn't kill myself the right way. So after we determine that I am okay she proceeds to lecture me about how I need to go out and make friends...um okay already knew that...she then goes into a dialogue about how I can't let life bring me down. Not wanting to remind her that I was still truckin' along, and that she was the one who assumed I had offed myself , I said I'd try. So I hung up the phone was about to go back to sleep when I hear a knock on the door, I open the door to find a pale faced visiting teacher(its an lds thing). Before she could open her mouth I told her I was fine, no I didn't hurt myself, no I wasn't planning on hurting myself, but if I get one more person who gets in the way of my nap I'll become homicidal.

Again I want to thank everyone involved, I appreciate the fact that you all care. I also want you to know that I may love you I still think you're all idiots. I've always told you if I kill myself you all are coming with, I prefer to do things in groups.

Well to anyone else that read this please leave a comment.